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Of All the Things I Wasted My Money on Last Year, <i>Eight Sleep Isn’t One.</i>

Of All the Things I Wasted My Money on Last Year, Eight Sleep Isn’t One.

01.16.2024Author: The Suite Staff

I Spent $2,000+ on a Temperature-Regulating Mattress Cover Last Year. 

I also spent $35 on a leather phone case with a built-in wallet from Amazon. Wanna know which one kept me up at night with regret and buyer’s remorse? 

Well, let’s put it this way: that phone case has probably made its way to a landfill by now, and I’m not losing any sleep with how dialed this Eight Sleep Pod Cover has my routine. I should’ve expected nothing less.. even the world’s most famous podcast host called this thing a “game changer.” But it’s not just that I don’t think I wasted a single dollar… I would have even paid more for Eight Sleep. And before you call me insane, let me explain.

Before Eight Sleep, what I was really wasting was $5 a day on coffee just to get me functional, $150 a month on a gym membership I was always too tired to use, lord-knows-how-much a month on health supplements and adaptogens to try to build up energy that was constantly eluding me. Turns out, the missing piece to the puzzle was good sleep, and after I invested in the award-winning tech of Eight Sleep…

My ability to fall asleep faster, get deep sleep for longer, and stay asleep throughout the night was completely transformed. And since I used Eight Sleep’s partnership with Affirm, I only paid a few bucks a day. Given the fact that optimal sleep has improved every aspect of my life, I’d say it was worth it.

Eight Sleep: Winning Awards and Revolutionizing Rest 

You don’t just have to take my personal experience as proof. Eight Sleep has been proven to improve users’ sleep quality by an average of 32% and increase deep sleep by 34%, according to this study. Essentially, Eight Sleep makes your eight hours a night 1/3  more effective. No wonder the tech gurus are obsessed with it. 

Eight Sleep was founded in 2014 with the idea to do just this: maximize the body’s potential to rest and recover to improve cognition, athletic performance, and overall energy. It’s also no wonder that Olympians, F1 drivers, and countless other professional athletes swear by this mattress cover (and that it wins so many awards):

Eight Sleep discovered that a cooler sleeping environment helps you fall asleep faster and remain in deep sleep (as someone who used to suffer in a hot and stuffy college dorm room, I can attest). But your body temperature fluctuates, so it’s not as simple as cranking the AC. Eight Sleep’s Pod Cover monitors your biometrics and uses the data in real-time to adjust the temperature of your bed, ensuring the perfect sleep environment for your body at any given moment. 

I used to think tossing and turning in the night was just a part of the deal. With Eight Sleep, I’m out like a light, and then I don’t budge until the built-in vibrating alarm goes off (Oh yeah, more on that later…) Are you starting to understand why I’d still pay more for it?

So Here’s How My Eight Sleep Actually Works

All I had to do when my Pod Cover got here was to pop it on the mattress I already use, fill the wifi-connected water tank, and sync up to the accompanying Eight Sleep app. For something so techy and complex, the setup was wildly simple. 

Then, it went to work heating and cooling my bed from 55°F to 110°F. The Pod Cover tracks the temperature of both my body and the room, my heart rate & respiratory rate, and even tosses and turns. Then, it activates something called “temperature autopilot,” which raises or lowers my bed temperature dynamically to ensure I’m always at the perfect temperature for my current sleep cycle. 

It’s one thing to try to explain this to you and entirely another thing to experience what it feels like to sleep optimally for 8 hours straight. Waking up on this Pod Cover feels like I just hit Command-R on my entire body, every single time. 

The Secret Bonus of Better Sleep: An Iron-Clad Immune System

Getting phenomenal sleep every single night is like drinking the nectar of the gods. Giving my body such quality time to rest, rebuild, and recover means that I’ve made it through last year’s flu season unscathed, which was a big feat for me.

I knew that sleep would help me stay healthier and protected from all sorts of viruses in the past, but it just wasn’t within my power to decide to sleep better. And then Eight Sleep handed me the key to supercharging my sleep on a silver platter. Just like that. 

That also means I’m more lucid and clear, and I’m in a way better mood throughout the day. All of the things my “functional health drinks” claimed to offer happened in just a few days with Eight Sleep. That’s when $2,000 really started to sound like a bargain to me. 

Eight Sleep’s Bonus Features

The real rub is in the outstanding sleep, but there are some additional functions of the Pod Cover that I’ve really come to love, too. Remember that alarm I mentioned earlier? You can schedule a wake-up time via the app, and the Pod Cover will automatically begin to warm up and vibrate at chest level to gently knock you out of sleep. It’s like the best possible way to come back to consciousness.

It also has dual-temperature zones, so my girlfriend doesn’t throw a fit about how cold I like my side of the bed. While I’m conked out at 55°, she’s toasting at 78°. I could never sleep that warm, but there’s the beauty—Eight Sleep is ideal for hot sleepers, cool sleepers, and everyone in between. 

As if personal experience wasn’t convincing enough, Eight Sleep even offers statistical proof of how much better you’re sleeping and what you’re getting out of it through their app. They put their money where their mouth is, so I can put my money into something that’ll have me sleeping as well as a loaded professional athlete for years to come. 

Talk about a fair trade. 

Eight Sleep Is That One Splurge Purchase You Never Stop Loving…

With results this glaringly obvious that make you feel undeniably better in almost every aspect, the concept of “wasting money” simply does not apply. Since I started sleeping well, I’ve been able to understand that little purchases may be easy in the moment, but they add up quick, and more often than not end up in the trash anyway. 

So while $2,000+ for a mattress cover would’ve sounded ludicrous to me a few years ago, now it almost makes too much sense. I’m investing in my long-term health, happiness, and well-being… and it pays dividends every single day. 

See what it’s like to supercharge your sleep. Eight Sleep has a risk-free 30-day trial, so if it doesn’t change your life, you can just send it back (but I’ve got a feeling you won’t need to.)